I need to find a better way to structure these. Some of them refer to the previous one (and I’ll leave you to interpret which ones those are).
- Why is there a right adjoint in my ice cream, I ordered an affogato!
- Odd, its called JavaScript, but it feels much more like JavaImprov.
- I need an idempotency id. Too bad I already have an idempotency id.
- Chard soup? Honestly, how do burn a liquid
- Very few people know this, but API is actually an acronym. It sands for “Anyways, Pretend its Implemented.”
- It says something about the profession that the most useful thing any philosopher has ever done is write some Haskell code.
- Syntax error? I hardly!
- Oh yeah, fruits are good for you? Name one fruit you eat every single part of.
- A pianist walks into a bar. Barkeep says, “hey, put that thing away!”
- “Houthi PC small group” implies the existence of a “Houthi PC large group”
- Being a junior dev is fun, actually. You get to send something in the team chat and watch everyone start typing as they scramble to say, “no, please don’t do that”.
- GYADTT: exclamation, used when one sees a really crazy type in the wild.
- You’re telling me a cartesian closed this category?
- Descartes did it himself. And, despite the rumors, he did it before the horse.
- Grothendieck but pronounced like Klondike.
- Good geometric gamblers know when to manifold.
- Advent of Code is like golf, actually. You’re supposed to get as few points as possible.
- Gaslighter? I’ve never even met her!
- lot of shark attacks lately, you notice that?
- looks like Bush was wrong, human beings and fish cannot coexist peacefully.
- Some days, you make the diagrams commute. Others, the diagrams make you commute. That is, they make you want to drive very far away.
- Foccacia? No, its real!
- Ciabatta? No, I made it!
- Mutually assured induction.
- The dual of here is cohere. By uniqueness of duals, cohere is the same as there. No wonder I can never get my diagrams to commute, the coherences are always somewhere else. Maybe this is why they’re called commutative diagrams. You have to drive to where the coherences are.